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Erma Bombeck quotes about kids

American Journalist February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996

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It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "There was a time when the one singular thing that held a..."
There was a time when the one singular thing that held a marriage together was the threat of getting the kids. Erma Bombeck
...the words of young Ted Kennedy, Jr., who lost his leg to cancer. "People are taught we should look perfect," he said. "I wondered who would ever go out with a kid with one leg. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."
Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe..."
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you..."
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "Insanity is hereditary. You can catch it from your kids."
Insanity is hereditary. You can catch it from your kids. Erma Bombeck
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids. Erma Bombeck

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