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Erma Bombeck quotes about saying

American Journalist February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996

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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and..."
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. Erma Bombeck
There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, 'Yes, I’ve got dreams, of course I’ve got dreams.' Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they’re still there. Erma Bombeck
Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on. Erma Bombeck
Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is described as, "Some Americans say it tastes like chicken. Erma Bombeck
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "It goes without saying that you should never have more..."
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip."
Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip. Erma Bombeck

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