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Erma Bombeck quotes about women

American Journalist February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996

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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. Erma Bombeck
In all honesty, men changed a few rules when they became what was referred to as househusbands. Bill didn't make beds, cook, dust, do laundry, windows or floors, or give birth. What he did do was pay bills, call people to fix the plumbing, handle the investments and taxes, volunteer big time, take papers to the garage, change license plates, get the cars serviced, and pick up the cleaning. If women had had that kind of schedule, who knows, we'd probably still be in the home. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No..."
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! Erma Bombeck
Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. Erma Bombeck
We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're working. We have our attache' cases and our three piece suits. I get very disgusted with the younger generation of women. We had a torch to pass, and they are just sitting there. They don't realize it can be taken away. Things are going to have to get worse before they join in fighting the battle. Erma Bombeck
Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic'..."
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "I've exercised with women so thin, buzzards followed them to..."
I've exercised with women so thin, buzzards followed them to their cars. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."
Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown. Erma Bombeck

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