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Did not i say that things would come right of themselves? said the Bishop. Then he added, with a smile, To him who contents himself with the surplice of a curate, God sends the cope of an archbishop. Monseigneur, murmured the cure, throwing back his head with a smile. God or the Devil. Victor Hugo
John Anderson quote: "They've got to tell us what is necessary to ensure the future..."
They've got to tell us what is necessary to ensure the future health of the river system. John Anderson
The removal of an electron from the surface of an atom - that is, the ionization of the atom - means a fundamental structural change in its surface layer. Johannes Stark
Betty Smith quote: "And always, there was the magic of learning things."
And always, there was the magic of learning things. Betty Smith
It is very important for people to understand that the United States of America and no country around the world can devalue its way to prosperity, to be competitive. It is not a viable, feasible strategy, and we will not engage in it. Timothy Geithner
As in political so in literary action a man wins friends for himself mostly by the passion of his prejudices and the consistent narrowness of his outlook. Joseph Conrad
Mark Twain quote: "Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable..."
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. Mark Twain
Ladies and gentlemen, I wish I had better news for you but we are facing a storm that most of us have feared. This is a threat that we've never faced before. Ray Nagin
Ralph Waldo Emerson quote: "Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience."
Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Kemal Ataturk quote: "A nation devoid of art and artists cannot have a full existence."
A nation devoid of art and artists cannot have a full existence. Kemal Ataturk
Too rich to be relevant to the world's poor, [Europe] attracts immigration but cannot encourage imitation. Too passive regarding international security. Too self-satisfied, it acts as if its central political goal is to become the worlds most comfortable retirement home. Too set in its ways, it fears multicultural diversity Zbigniew Brzezinski
We should seek at all times to purify ourselves and to lead such worthy lives that the Light of Christ emanates from us in all that we say and do. M. Russell Ballard
When the fair gold morning of April stirred Mary Hawley awake, she turned over to her husband and saw him, little fingers pulling a frog mouth at her. John Steinbeck
James Blunt quote: "I know I'm a pop star. But sometime I'd like to be a rock star."
I know I'm a pop star. But sometime I'd like to be a rock star. James Blunt
Robert Browning quote: "Ignorance is not innocence but sin."
Ignorance is not innocence but sin. Robert Browning