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The happiness which God designs for His higher creatures is the happiness of being freely, voluntarily united to Him and to each other in an ecstasy of love and delight compared with which the most rapturous love between a man and a woman on this earth is mere milk and water. And for that they must be free. C. S. Lewis
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No nude scenes. No sex-symbol parts. I want people to recognize me for my work, not just for being pretty. Robin Wright Penn
Alfred Lord Tennyson quote: "HopeSmiles from the threshold of the year to come, Whispering..."
HopeSmiles from the threshold of the year to come, Whispering 'it will be happier'... Alfred Lord Tennyson
There's the pressure of being a No. 1 on the call sheet, being a lead actor. There's almost this feeling like being captain of the team. You want to put a bit of energy into actually setting a good example. Joel Edgerton
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I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked. Tori Amos
Chris Burke quote: "It's not our disabilities, it's our abilities that count."
It's not our disabilities, it's our abilities that count. Chris Burke
Val Guest quote: "And he said that he wrote the Bond character based on the..."
And he said that he wrote the Bond character based on the character of David Niven. That's how he saw Bond. Val Guest
Lie quiet and you will lapse back into peace again. Be like the god Heimdall before the battle call, so still that you can hear the wool grow on the backs of sheep, and the grass grow far away in the lands where the snow melts. Anne Rice
Ursula K. Le Guin quote: "This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the..."
This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. Ursula K. Le Guin
It was actually quite easy to work with Uggie, because he's a really well trained dog. Very talented. I just had to follow him a little bit, improvise a little bit. Sometimes he'd follow me. Especially because of the sausages I had in my pocket. Jean Dujardin
Victoria Beckham quote: "I'm still me even after all that's happened."
I'm still me even after all that's happened. Victoria Beckham
Nora Roberts quote: "You're a cold bitch, Dallas."Yes, I am."Well, I suppose if I'd..."
You're a cold bitch, Dallas."Yes, I am."Well, I suppose if I'd been murdered I'd want a cold bitch looking for my killer. Nora Roberts
He could not feel her near him in the darkness nor hear her voice touch his ear. He waited for some minutes listening. He could hear nothing: the night was perfectly silent. He listened again: perfectly silent. He felt that he was alone. James Joyce
David Naughton quote: "You need help when you're starting out. On the other hand,..."
You need help when you're starting out. On the other hand, some people are very naturalistic to begin with. David Naughton
Earl Derr Biggers quote: "Careless shepherd make excellent dinner for wolf."
Careless shepherd make excellent dinner for wolf. Earl Derr Biggers