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Fran Lebowitz quotes

American Journalist October 27, 1951

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Fran Lebowitz quote: "Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by..."
Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully. Fran Lebowitz
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football. Fran Lebowitz
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz quote: "Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable."
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable. Fran Lebowitz
To me, nothing can be more important than giving children books, It's better to be giving books to children than drug treatment to them when they're 15 years old. Did it ever occur to anyone that if you put nice libraries in public schools you wouldn't have to put them in prisons? Fran Lebowitz
Presently it appears that people are mainly concerned with being well rested. Those capable of uninterrupted sleep are much admired. Unconsciousness is in great demand. This is the day of the milligram. The rigors of learning how to do long division have been a traditional part of childhood, just like learning to smoke. In fact, as far as I am concerned, the two go hand in hand. Any child who cannot do long division by himself does not deserve to smoke. Fran Lebowitz
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz quote: "Humility is no substitute for a good personality."
Humility is no substitute for a good personality. Fran Lebowitz
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz quote: "There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only..."
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death. Fran Lebowitz
All the time I'm not writing I feel like a criminal. It's horrible to feel felonious every second of the day. It's much more relaxing to actually write. Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz quote: "The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having..."
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz quote: "Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance..."
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure. Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz quote: "You're only as good as your last haircut."
You're only as good as your last haircut. Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz quote: "Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when..."
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. Fran Lebowitz

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