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Frank Zappa Quotes

Frank Zappa quotes

American Musician December 21, 1940 – December 4, 1993

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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa quote: "Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra..."
Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins? Frank Zappa
The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows. Frank Zappa
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater. Frank Zappa
The most important thing in art is The Frame. For painting: literally; for other arts: figuratively-- because, without this humble appliance, you can't know where The Art stops and The Real World begins. You have to put a 'box' around it because otherwise, what is that shit on the wall? Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa quote: "Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on."
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on. Frank Zappa
Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read. Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa quote: "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an..."
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa quote: "Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on..."
Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa quote: "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa quote: "A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in..."
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment. Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa quote: "Music is always a commentary on society."
Music is always a commentary on society. Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa quote: "If your children ever find out how lame you really are,..."
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep. Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa quote: "Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing..."
Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read. Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa quote: "Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the..."
Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something. Frank Zappa

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