You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
Fred AllenAbout author
- Author's profession: Comedian
- Nationality: american
- Born: May 31, 1894
- Died: March 17, 1956
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