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Garrison Keillor Quotes

Garrison Keillor quotes

American Writer August 7, 1942

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Garrison Keillor quote: "Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades..."
Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it."
Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "If you can't read a simple goddam sign and follow one simple..."
If you can't read a simple goddam sign and follow one simple goddam instruction then get your fat butt the hell out of here. Garrison Keillor
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that,..."
The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles. Garrison Keillor
When you wage war on the public schools, you're attacking the mortar that holds the community together. You're not a conservative, you're a vandal. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "A book is a gift you can open again and again."
A book is a gift you can open again and again. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her..."
Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "The rich can afford to be progressive. Poor people have reason..."
The rich can afford to be progressive. Poor people have reason to be afraid of the future. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "I was afraid you had deceased,' he said. 'Or gotten engrossed..."
I was afraid you had deceased,' he said. 'Or gotten engrossed in a long book. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake."
It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian..."
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box..."
If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you? Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "Demagogues thrive in dim light."
Demagogues thrive in dim light. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "Nothing you do for children is ever wasted."
Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. Garrison Keillor

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