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Garrison Keillor Quotes

Garrison Keillor quotes about thinking

American Writer August 7, 1942

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I used to think that kid might become a preacher. Now I don't see how he's going to stay out of prison. Nobody in this family ever went to prison for sex crimes. He'd be the first."Yes," says Jesus, "you never know about these things."He and Grandpa are drinking cups of coffee and eating ginger snaps. Grandpa says, "When are you planning to return to earth?"Soon as I finish this coffee," say Jesus. "Pretty good, isn't it. Garrison Keillor
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor Garrison Keillor
In TIME June 7, 2010On the sustainability of the publishing industry, in the Chicago Tribune:"I think that book publishing is about to slide into the sea. We live in a literate time, and our children are writing up a storm, often combining letters and numbers.... The future of publishing: 18 million authors in America, each with an average of 14 readers, eight of whom are blood relatives. Average annual earnings: $175." - 5/26/10 Garrison Keillor
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of..."
I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian..."
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't..."
I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.' Garrison Keillor

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