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George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin quotes about believe

American Comedian, Actor May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008

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I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that..."
I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in. George Carlin
It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everything. Actually, I think that class was called Religion. Religion class was always an easy class. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were being taught in all the other classes. George Carlin
You're just another american who is willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick being shoved up your asshole every day... The owners of this country know the truth... it's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it! George Carlin
Don't confuse me with those who cling to hope. I enjoy describing how things are, I have no interest in how they 'ought to be.' And I certainly have no interest in fixing them. I sincerely believe that if you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. My motto: Fuck Hope! George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "The owners of this country know the truth: Its called the..."
The owners of this country know the truth: Its called the “American Dream” because you have to be asleep to believe it. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have..."
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. George Carlin
Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure. George Carlin
Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you. Tell them what you've painted is wet, they have to touch it to believe. George Carlin
I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as..."
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. George Carlin

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