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George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin quotes about life

American Comedian, Actor May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008

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George Carlin quote: "When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands."
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it."
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment..."
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Life is a series of dogs."
Life is a series of dogs. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit..."
Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American..."
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the..."
Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help..."
It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Life is tough, then you die."
Life is tough, then you die. George Carlin
I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life."
Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life. George Carlin

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