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George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin quotes

American Comedian, Actor May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008

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George Carlin quote: "If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill..."
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first."
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "The mai tai got its name when two Polynesian alcoholics got in..."
The mai tai got its name when two Polynesian alcoholics got in a fight over some neckwear. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show."
I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put..."
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is..."
There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink,..."
I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary. George Carlin
I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less said about it the better. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and..."
There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Would a fly without wings be called a walk?"
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can..."
I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Sometimes a little brain damage can help."
Sometimes a little brain damage can help. George Carlin
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Tits always look better in a pink sweater."
Tits always look better in a pink sweater. George Carlin
I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need to be played. George Carlin

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