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George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin quotes

American Comedian, Actor May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008

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George Carlin quote: "What wine goes with Captain Crunch?"
What wine goes with Captain Crunch? George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius."
With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius. George Carlin
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?"
Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Religion is just mind control."
Religion is just mind control. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "You can prick your finger ... Just don't finger your prick."
You can prick your finger ... Just don't finger your prick. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the..."
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "If your child needs a role model and you're not it then you're..."
If your child needs a role model and you're not it then you're both fucked. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be..."
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly! George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I..."
When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose..."
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever..."
She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose..."
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "How is it possible to have a civil war?"
How is it possible to have a civil war? George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Fuck rational thought"
Fuck rational thought George Carlin

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