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George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin quotes

American Comedian, Actor May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008

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George Carlin quote: "Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason"
Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "We're all fucked. It helps to remember this."
We're all fucked. It helps to remember this. George Carlin
?m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond! George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do..."
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”? George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to..."
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "You know what I do? I steal things. Fuck 'em! I grab a handful..."
You know what I do? I steal things. Fuck 'em! I grab a handful of candy bars and six magazines and head for the gate. George Carlin
So I do have this ambivalence. Obviously I'm against militaries, because of what militaries do. In many ways though, the air force was unmilitary-like. They dropped bombs on people, but...they had a golf course. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like."
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is..."
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Is there another word for synonym?"
Is there another word for synonym? George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find..."
I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?"
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? George Carlin
And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a legal right to execute me. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya."
It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "What if there were no hypothetical questions?"
What if there were no hypothetical questions? George Carlin

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