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George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin quotes

American Comedian, Actor May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008

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George Carlin quote: "Life is a series of dogs."
Life is a series of dogs. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit..."
Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American..."
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the..."
Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help..."
It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Life is tough, then you die."
Life is tough, then you die. George Carlin
I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life."
Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life. George Carlin
I don't like ass kissers, flag wavers or team players. I like people who buck the system. Individualists. I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.'" Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name. If they say, "We're the So-and-Sos," take a walk. And if, somehow, you must join, if it's... George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a..."
Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out..."
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. George Carlin
Abraham Maslow said that the fully realized person transcends his local group and identifies with the species. But the election of Ronald Reagan might've been the beginning of my giving up on my species. Because it was absurd. To this day it remains absurd. More than absurd, it was frightening: it represented the rise to supremacy of darkness, the ascendancy of ignorance. George Carlin
Do you know why hurricanes have names instead of numbers? To keep the killing personal. No one cares about a bunch of people killed by a number. '200 Dead as Number Three Slams Ashore' is not nearly as interesting a headline as 'Charlie kills 200.' Death is much more satisfying and entertaining if you personalize it. Me, I'm still waitin' for Hurricane Ed. Old Ed wouldn't hurt ya, would he? Sounds kinda friendly. 'Hell no, we ain't evacuatin'. Ed's comin'! George Carlin
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something..."
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work. George Carlin

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