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George Carlin Quotes

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American Comedian, Actor May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008

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I don't like ass kissers, flag wavers or team players. I like people who buck the system. Individualists. I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.'" Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name. If they say, "We're the So-and-Sos," take a walk. And if, somehow, you must join, if it's... George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a..."
Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name. George Carlin
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. George Carlin
It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everything. Actually, I think that class was called Religion. Religion class was always an easy class. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were being taught in all the other classes. George Carlin
Think of how it all started: America was founded by slave owners who informed us, "All men are created equal." All "men," except Indians, niggers, and women. Remember, the founders were a small group of unelected, white, male, land-holding slave owners who also, by the way, suggested their class be the only one allowed to vote. To my mind, that is what's known as being stunningly--and embarrassingly--full of shit. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a..."
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts..."
Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time. George Carlin
There are ten thousand people in the United States in a persistent vegetative state. Just enough to start a small town. Think of them as veggie-burghers. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "California is a small woman saying, 'Fuck me.' New York is a..."
California is a small woman saying, 'Fuck me.' New York is a large man saying, 'Fuck you! George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and..."
Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet. George Carlin
I went through the usual stages: imp, rascal, scalawag, whippersnapper. And, of course, after that it's just a small step to full-blown sociopath. George Carlin

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