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George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin quotes about work

American Comedian, Actor May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008

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George Carlin quote: "If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something..."
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work. George Carlin
So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” And anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time. George Carlin
Here’s another question I have. How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness. Name 6 ways we’re better than chickens. See, nobody can do it! You know why? ‘Cause chickens are decent people. You don’t see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don’t see a chicken strapping some guy into a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car... George Carlin
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We..."
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. George Carlin
hard work is a misleading term. physical effort & long hours do not constitute hard work. hard work is when someone pays you to do something you'd rather not be doing. anytime you'd rather be doing something other than the thing you're doing...you're doing hard work. George Carlin
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get..."
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. George Carlin
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. George Carlin
Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all..."
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a..."
The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work. George Carlin

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