It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.' Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off.
George CarlinAbout author
- Author's profession: Comedian, Actor
- Nationality: american
- Born: May 12, 1937
- Died: June 22, 2008
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