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George Carlin quote: "The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music."

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

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I served as Dean until 1974, when I stepped down to return to full time teaching and research. Frederick Reines
The events of the day's march are now becoming so dreary and dispiriting that one longs to forget them when we camp; it is an effort even to record them in a diary. Robert Falcon Scott
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Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. Josh Billings
Instead of looking at the past, I put myself ahead twenty years and try to look at what I need to do now in order to get there then. Diana Ross
The whole world might know you and acclaim you, but someone in the past, forever unreachable, forever unknowing, spoils it all. Isaac Asimov
Martha Griffiths quote: "All I want to be is human and American and have all the same..."
All I want to be is human and American and have all the same rights and I will shut up. Martha Griffiths
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The man in black smiled. "Shall we tell the truth then, you and I? No more lies?"I thought we had been."But the man in black persisted as if Roland hadn't spoken. "Shall there be truth between us, as two men? Not as friends, but as equals? There is an offer you will get rarely, Roland. Only equals speak the truth, that's my thought on't. Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of regard. How tiresome! Stephen King
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Tony Scott quote: "Dad was a very gentle, sweet man."
Dad was a very gentle, sweet man. Tony Scott
Pierre Corneille quote: "He who can live in infamy is unworthy of life."
He who can live in infamy is unworthy of life. Pierre Corneille
We decry violence all the time in this country, but look at our history. We were born in a violent revolution, and we've been in wars ever since. We're not a pacific people. James Lee Burke