English En
  • Deutsche De
  • English En
  • Français Fr
  • Русский Ru

We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our marketing and analytics partners who may combine it with other information you've provided to them or which they've separately collected from you. You also may to see our Privacy Policy. By clicking the OK button below, you accept our cookies.

Authors:

George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin quote: "What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

George Carlin

About author

Related Authors

Topics

Quotes currently Trending

Sylvia Plath quote: "Character is fate."
Character is fate. Sylvia Plath
Barnett Newman quote: "Aesthetics is to artists as ornithology is to birds."
Aesthetics is to artists as ornithology is to birds. Barnett Newman
Charlie Byrd quote: "Music's not like becoming a doctor, who can walk into a..."
Music's not like becoming a doctor, who can walk into a community and find people who need him. Charlie Byrd
Liam Neeson quote: "It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think..."
It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have. Liam Neeson
Tom Clancy quote: "Tango Down"
Tango Down Tom Clancy
This book started like this. My son, who is called Michael or Mike these days, but was Mikey back then, was angry at me. I'd said one of those things that parents say, like « isn't it time you were in bed», and he had looked up at me, furious, and said, « I wish I didn't have a dad! I wish I had...» and then stopped and thought, trying to think of what one could have instead of a father. Finally he said « I wish I had goldfish!» Neil Gaiman
Lil Wayne quote: "I don't think I've ever googled myself."
I don't think I've ever googled myself. Lil Wayne
Benjamin Franklin quote: "The rotten apple spoils his companions."
The rotten apple spoils his companions. Benjamin Franklin
Marshall McLuhan quote: "Advertising is an environmental striptease for a world of..."
Advertising is an environmental striptease for a world of abundance. Marshall McLuhan
I've always felt there are two things a woman should never do after the age of thirty-five: stand in natural light and have a baby... Erma Bombeck
Anais Nin quote: "It's all right for a woman to be, above all, human. I am a..."
It's all right for a woman to be, above all, human. I am a woman first of all. Anais Nin
Robert Frost quote: "A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."
A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. Robert Frost
Clifford D. Simak quote: "My reluctance to use alien invasion is due to the feeling that..."
My reluctance to use alien invasion is due to the feeling that we are not likely to be invaded and taken over. Clifford D. Simak
This much is certain, that we have no theological right to set any sort of limits to the loving-kindness of God which has appeared in Jesus Christ. Our theological duty is to see and understand it as being still greater than we had seen before. Karl Barth
O, that this too too solid flesh would melt. Thaw and resolve itself into a dew! Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd. His canon 'gainst self-slaughter! O God! God! William Shakespeare