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Graham Chapman quotes

British Comedian January 8, 1941 – October 4, 1989

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Graham Chapman quote: "By the power bestowed in me by the Ministry of Silly..."
By the power bestowed in me by the Ministry of Silly Underpants . . . Graham Chapman
World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us. Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman quote: "We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's..."
We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified. Graham Chapman
An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a definite proposition... A contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says." No, it's not... Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman quote: "Make tea, not war"
Make tea, not war Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman quote: "We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end..."
We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing! Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman quote: "When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail..."
When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Graham Chapman
You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman quote: "Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon."
Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon. Graham Chapman
Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply. Graham Chapman
Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok. Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman quote: "Tis but a scratch!"A scratch? Your arm's off!"No it..."
Tis but a scratch!"A scratch? Your arm's off!"No it isn't."Then what's that?"Oh come on, pansy! Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman quote: "I fart in your general direction."
I fart in your general direction. Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman quote: "She turned me into a newt.... But I got better..."
She turned me into a newt.... But I got better... Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman quote: "Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young..."
Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples. Graham Chapman

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