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Groucho Marx quotes

American Comedian October 2, 1895 – August 19, 1977

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Groucho Marx quote: "Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you..."
I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early."
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early. Groucho Marx
I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home."Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup: Groucho Marx
The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough."
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. Groucho Marx
I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a..."
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in..."
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999..."
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either..."
Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.) Groucho Marx
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. Groucho Marx

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