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Groucho Marx quotes

American Comedian October 2, 1895 – August 19, 1977

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Groucho Marx quote: "I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse..."
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
I must confess, I was born at a very early age. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "I must admit, I was born at an early age."
I must admit, I was born at an early age. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!"
Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free! Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms."
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist..."
Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Either he's dead or my watch has stopped."
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to..."
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath..."
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd..."
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must..."
Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I..."
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Before I speak, I have something important to say."
Before I speak, I have something important to say. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. Groucho Marx

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