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Groucho Marx quotes

American Comedian October 2, 1895 – August 19, 1977

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Groucho Marx quote: "I'll teach you to kick me...'You don't need to teach me--I..."
I'll teach you to kick me...'You don't need to teach me--I already know how! Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Hello, I must be going."
Hello, I must be going. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Whatever it is, I'm against it."
Whatever it is, I'm against it. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Was that you or the duck?"
Was that you or the duck? Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Boogey boogey boogey"
Boogey boogey boogey Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints...."
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a..."
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You..."
You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."[Duck Soup] Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Room service? Send up a larger room."
Room service? Send up a larger room. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "Go, and never darken my towels again."
Go, and never darken my towels again. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx quote: "The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when..."
The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished. Groucho Marx

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