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Henny Youngman quotes about manly

American Comedian March 16, 1906 – February 24, 1998

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Henny Youngman quote: "This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were..."
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student."
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's..."
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay..."
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. Henny Youngman
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. Henny Youngman

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