English En
  • Deutsche De
  • English En
  • Français Fr
  • Русский Ru

We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our marketing and analytics partners who may combine it with other information you've provided to them or which they've separately collected from you. You also may to see our Privacy Policy. By clicking the OK button below, you accept our cookies.

Authors:

Henny Youngman Quotes

Henny Youngman quote: "This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were..."

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

Henny Youngman

About author

Related Authors

Topics

Quotes currently Trending

I think every singer should be able to jump in for a singer who has been sick, for instance, and learn an opera in two days. I know people who can do it. Bryn Terfel
You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art of potion-making. As there is little foolish wand-waving here, many of you will hardly believe this is magic. I don't expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses. . . I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death? if you aren't as big a bunch of... J. K. Rowling
Ringo Starr quote: "And the White Album is important to me for different reasons...."
And the White Album is important to me for different reasons. One - I had left the band on the White Album. Ringo Starr
[Y]ou possess all the attributes of a demagogue; a screeching, horrible voice, a perverse, crossgrained nature and the language of the market-place. In you all is united which is needful for governing. Aristophanes
We knew it was going to be the biggest event scheduled in the history of women's sports, but we didn't ever fathom we would be playing before sold-out stadiums all over the country. Lorrie Fair
She's somewhere in the sunlight strong, / Her tears are in the falling rain, / She calls me in the wind's soft song, / And with the flowers she comes again. Richard Le Gallienne
Mark Twain quote: "It's easy to make friends, but hard to get rid of them."
It's easy to make friends, but hard to get rid of them. Mark Twain
Barbra Streisand quote: "Just like my father, I've always loved education. In school I..."
Just like my father, I've always loved education. In school I was a member of the honor society. Barbra Streisand
Ridley Scott quote: "I watched Someone to Watch Over Me the other night. I thought..."
I watched Someone to Watch Over Me the other night. I thought it was a really good movie. It's a great movie. Ridley Scott
When Roosevelt came along, I approved of his program, generally. I figured an economic system should work for people, not vice versa. Sargent Shriver
I don't think I would have been a writer if I hadn't been a mother. I wanted to construct something that contained some of these feelings that I had, some of these discoveries or revelations. Carol Shields
I think if Tottenham are going to be top four side, the fans and the club will need to get away from the philosophy of 'pretty football', that's got to go. Alan Hansen
Frank Crane quote: "What is a friend? I will tell you... it is someone with whom..."
What is a friend? I will tell you... it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. Frank Crane
I can't imagine how anyone can say: "I'm weak," and then remain so. After all, if you know it, why not fight against it, why not try to train your character? The answer was: "Because it's so much easier not to! Anne Frank
I've always been a fan of melody and emotional melancholy, whether it was Rites of Spring or Tears for Fears or Neil Young. If I hear a song that has a sweet melody, I'm a sucker for it, whether it's Linkin Park or Little Richard. Dave Grohl