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Janet Evanovich Quotes

Janet Evanovich quotes about car

American Writer April 22, 1943

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Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money. Janet Evanovich
I trudged down the stairs and stood on the sidewalk examining my car. Deep scratch in the roof from a misplaced bullet. Hole in windsheild plus embeddedbullet in passenger seat. Bashed-in right rear quarter panel and right passenger-side door from slegehammer. Previous damage from creepy gun attack by insane stalker, And someone had spray painted EAT ME on the driver's side door."Your car's a mess,"Lula said. "I don't know what it is with you and cars. Janet Evanovich
I hung my head. Ranger was next on the list. “Yo,” Ranger said when he answered. “Small problem.” “No kidding. Your car just went off the screen.” “It sort of burned up.” Silence. “And you know that keypad you gave me? It was in the car.” “Babe. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few..."
Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times. Janet Evanovich
Yeah. Almost as surprising as when you nailed me with your father's car."In the interest of avoiding confrontation, I felt compelled to explain. I didn't feel obliged to do it convincingly. "It was an accident. My foot slipped."That was no accident. You jumped the goddamn curb and followed me down the sidewalk. Janet Evanovich
I pulled into the Grand Union parking lot and drove to the end of the mall where the bank was located. I parked at a safe distance from other cars, exited the BMW, and set the alarm. You want me to stay with the car in case someone's riding around with a bomb in his backseat looking for a place to put it?" Lula asked. Not necessary. Ranger says the car has sensors."Ranger give you a car with bomb sensors? The head of the CIA don't even have a car with bomb sensors. I hear they give him a... Janet Evanovich
It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their brains for a long winter's nap in front of the television. When out in the lot there arose such a clatter, they sprang from their recliners to see what was the matter. Away to the window they flew like a flash, tore open the blinds and threw up the sash. And what to their wondering eyes should appear, but Stephanie Plum and yet another of her cars burning front to rear. Janet Evanovich
My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in the hallway. He'd probably prefer I bring home someone useful, like a butcher or a car mechanic, but I guess cops are a step up from undertakers. Janet Evanovich
I'm sorry about your Porsche" - StephanieI can replace the Porsche. I can't replace you. You need to be more careful." - RangerI was just sitting in your car!" - StephanieBabe, you're a magnet for disaster." - Ranger Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women..."
It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive."Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car. Janet Evanovich
Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed early."-Ranger Janet Evanovich
Bucky's garage was a two-bay cinder block structure that sat like an island in a sea of cars. New cars, old cars, smashed cars, rusted cars, cars that had signed on for the vital organ program, Janet Evanovich
Did you take Joyce's engine?' 'My instructions were to disable the car, but one of the men bet Hal a burger he couldn't get the engine out. So Hal removed the engine. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think..."
I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've..."
Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week."Carl Costanza - Hot Six Janet Evanovich

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