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Janet Evanovich Quotes

Janet Evanovich quotes

American Writer April 22, 1943

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Janet Evanovich quote: "It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was..."
It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum Janet Evanovich
Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money. Janet Evanovich
Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the kind of pie they serve here." I felt a flash of heat go through my stomach. I knew firsthand the kind of pie Ranger liked. Janet Evanovich
In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I've never been a slave to good judgment. Janet Evanovich
I trudged down the stairs and stood on the sidewalk examining my car. Deep scratch in the roof from a misplaced bullet. Hole in windsheild plus embeddedbullet in passenger seat. Bashed-in right rear quarter panel and right passenger-side door from slegehammer. Previous damage from creepy gun attack by insane stalker, And someone had spray painted EAT ME on the driver's side door."Your car's a mess,"Lula said. "I don't know what it is with you and cars. Janet Evanovich
I hung my head. Ranger was next on the list. “Yo,” Ranger said when he answered. “Small problem.” “No kidding. Your car just went off the screen.” “It sort of burned up.” Silence. “And you know that keypad you gave me? It was in the car.” “Babe. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you..."
I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit?"Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six Janet Evanovich
-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.--A good woman could do that.--She'd have to be armed and dangerous.- Janet Evanovich
I’m going back to bed,” Grandma said when Mooner and Dougie left. “This doesn’t look too interesting. I liked it better the other night when you were on the floor with the bounty hunter.” Morelli gave me the same kind of look Desi always gave Lucy when she’d just done something incredibly stupid. “It’s a long story,” I said. “I bet. Janet Evanovich
The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting. Janet Evanovich
Are you telling me you think Ranger's a superhero?' Think about it. We don't know where he lives. We don't know anything about him.' Superheroes are make-believe.' Oh yeah?' Lula said. 'What about God? Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "This is war,' I yelled through the door. Lucky for me,'..."
This is war,' I yelled through the door. Lucky for me,' Morelli said. 'I give good war. Janet Evanovich
If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead! Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few..."
Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "Wouldn't want to tarnish my image by looking like a good guy."
Wouldn't want to tarnish my image by looking like a good guy. Janet Evanovich

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