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Janet Evanovich Quotes

Janet Evanovich quotes

American Writer April 22, 1943

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We were discussing a grisly double murder and Rodriguez was telling us all this in the same sort of conversational tone a person might use to pass on a favorite lasagna recipe. And I was responding with the same enthusiasm a new cook might show. I was simultaneously horrified and impressed with myself. Janet Evanovich
Do you know what I did? I urrrrrinated on the cake at my ex-wife's wedding. Pissssed all over the icing."Melvin Baylor - Seven Up Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "You're probably gonna find this hard to believe, but I was..."
You're probably gonna find this hard to believe, but I was sort of weird when I was a kid."Salvatore "Sally" Sweet Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "With the exception of dessert, food is food."
With the exception of dessert, food is food. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "In my father’s scheme of things, there were Italians and then..."
In my father’s scheme of things, there were Italians and then there was the rest of the world. Janet Evanovich
I buy wine according to the bottle design. After I get down the first glass it all tastes okay to me so I figure you go for something classy to look at on the table Janet Evanovich
If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said. "Just relaxed and naked. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "Dancing hotdogs don't say shit."
Dancing hotdogs don't say shit. Janet Evanovich
How was your day?" Morelli asked me. "Oh, you know, the usual. Stole a truck. Blew up a building, and brought seven monkeys home with me. Janet Evanovich
We're not going to die. You're with me kiddo and it just happens I know a few survival skills." "Oh yeah right. Like carrying your Visa Gold in case the restaurant doesn't accept American Express. Janet Evanovich
Did you take Joyce's engine?' 'My instructions were to disable the car, but one of the men bet Hal a burger he couldn't get the engine out. So Hal removed the engine. Janet Evanovich
It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught eavesdropping, or lying, or sitting on the toilet and having the bathroom walls suddenly drop away. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an..."
My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "What are you doing back at the bakery?” I asked [Diesel]. “Did..."
What are you doing back at the bakery?” I asked [Diesel]. “Did you know Wulf was here?” “No. I knew food was here. Janet Evanovich
Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize inside. Janet Evanovich

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