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Janet Evanovich Quotes

Janet Evanovich quotes about time

American Writer April 22, 1943

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Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing. Janet Evanovich
Diesel rocked back on his heels and grinned at the monkey. “Carl?” “Eep!” The monkey stood, squinted at Diesel, and gave him the finger. “Looks like you know each other,” I said. “Our paths crossed in Trenton,” Diesel said. “How did he get here?” “Monkey Rescue,” Glo told him. “He was abandoned.” “Figures,” Diesel said. The monkey gave him the finger again. “Does he do that all the time?” I asked Diesel. “Not all the time.” “I got him by mistake,” Glo said. “And now we don’t know... Janet Evanovich
He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told me that time spent with him would ruin me for all other men. When he said it, I thought it was an outrageous threat. I no longer though it outrageous. Janet Evanovich
You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet."You're lucky I didn't sue you."You're lucky I didn't put the car into reverse and back over you three or four times. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few..."
Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times. Janet Evanovich
Is there anything else you need from me' Ranger asked. Not right now.'There will come a time,' Ranger said. 'Let me know when.' And he disconnected. I opened the freezer and stuck my head in to cool off. If there'd been any more innuendo in that conversation, I could have fried an egg on my forehead. Janet Evanovich
Shirley's gonna be pissed," Gazarra said. "She hates when I get shot." To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot was when he was playing quick draw in the police station elevator and his gun accidentally discharged. The bullet ricocheted off the elevator wall and lodged in Gazarra's right buttock. Janet Evanovich
Hey," Lula said to Ranger's man."You want to watch it? I just had my hair done. I don't need plaster in it. Next time just shoot a hole is this punk-ass loser, will you? Janet Evanovich
Am I to assume you would rather not have us as clients?" "Let me think about that for a nanosecond," Dickie said. "Yes! Last time you were in my office you tried to kill me." "That's an exaggeration. Maim you, yes. Kill you, probably not." Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same..."
I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating..."
Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness. Janet Evanovich
On the bright side, I'm sure this isn't the last time you'll ever get firebombed, so maybe you'll have better luck next time. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "Maybe next time we just open the door and start out with some..."
Maybe next time we just open the door and start out with some bitch slapping. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face...."
How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum"
These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum Janet Evanovich

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