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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Jeff Foxworthy quotes

American Comedian September 6, 1958

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Jeff Foxworthy quote: "Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies..."
Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling. Jeff Foxworthy
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it. Jeff Foxworthy
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be..."
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time."
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light"
You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup..."
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop..."
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "There's no down time any more."
There's no down time any more. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's..."
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck..."
You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "I know God is real."
I know God is real. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly..."
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St...."
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. ..."
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck Jeff Foxworthy

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