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Jimmy Fallon Quotes

Jimmy Fallon quotes

American Comedian September 19, 1974

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Troy: Why do we inflict this on ourselves? Ben: Why? I'll tell you why, 'cause the Red Sox never let you down. Troy: Huh? Ben: That's right. I mean - why? Because they haven't won a World Series in a century or so? So what? They're here. Every April, they're here. At 1:05 or at 7:05, there is a game. And if it gets rained out, guess what? They make it up to you. Does anyone else in your life do that? The Red Sox don't get divorced. This is a real family. This is the family that's here for you. Jimmy Fallon
There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing. Jimmy Fallon
Ben: You know what's really great about baseball? Lindsey Meeks: Hmm? Ben: You can't fake it. You know, anything else in life you don't have to be great in - business, music, art - I mean you can get lucky. Lindsey Meeks: Really? Ben: Yeah, you can fool everyone for awhile, you know? It's like - not - not baseball. You can either hit a curveball or you can't. That's the way it works... Lindsey Meeks: Hmm. Ben: You know? Ben: You can have a lucky day, sure, but you can't have a lucky career.... Jimmy Fallon
My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn't let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can't dribble on grass. Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon quote: "They got a great performance from me. I was happy."
They got a great performance from me. I was happy. Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon quote: "There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us...."
There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family. Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon quote: "I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive."
I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive. Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon quote: "Everyone looks so much better when they smile."
Everyone looks so much better when they smile. Jimmy Fallon
I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep. Jimmy Fallon
I wanted to be a Priest at one point. I was pretty religious. I was an altar boy, and I was good at it. Then, I started meeting girls and I'm like 'You know, maybe I shouldn't be a Priest.' Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon quote: "Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how..."
Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one. Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon quote: "You only think of the best comeback when you leave."
You only think of the best comeback when you leave. Jimmy Fallon
Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?" Jimmy Fallon
Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce "gubernatorial." Jimmy Fallon
I'd do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memorizing the moves to Michael Jackson's 'Beat It.' Jimmy Fallon

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