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Joan Rivers Quotes

Joan Rivers quotes

American Comedian June 8, 1933

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Joan Rivers quote: "I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year,..."
I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "Every television show you go on is a choice."
Every television show you go on is a choice. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my..."
My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six..."
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them."
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "Never floss with a stranger."
Never floss with a stranger. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "I was not an attractive child."
I was not an attractive child. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me."
I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "Ginger did everything Fred did, only backwards and in High Heels!"
Ginger did everything Fred did, only backwards and in High Heels! Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her."
Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider."
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "I am furious about everything."
I am furious about everything. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who."
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who. Joan Rivers

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