You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. How drunk you get is caused by the amount of alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. You see my point? It's not that you had too much to drink. It's just that you're too skinny.
John CandyAbout author
- Author's profession: Comedian
- Nationality: canadian
- Born: October 31, 1950
- Died: March 4, 1994
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