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Johnny Carson Quotes

Johnny Carson quotes

American Comedian October 23, 1925 – January 23, 2005

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Johnny Carson quote: "If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of..."
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "If life was fair, Elvis would still be alive and all the..."
If life was fair, Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators dead. Johnny Carson
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then..."
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. Johnny Carson
Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?" Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "My success just evolved from working hard at the business at..."
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in..."
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "people pay more to be entertained that educated"
people pay more to be entertained that educated Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "People will pay more to be entertained than educated."
People will pay more to be entertained than educated. Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "New York is an exciting town where something is happening all..."
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "Your chances of getting hit by lighting go up if you stand..."
Your chances of getting hit by lighting go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!! Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a..."
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow,..."
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich..."
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're..."
In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy. Johnny Carson

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