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Kinky Friedman Quotes

Kinky Friedman quotes

American Musician November 1, 1944

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Kinky Friedman quote: "The best fiction is true."
The best fiction is true. Kinky Friedman
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest. Kinky Friedman
Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding themselves that they lose their taxicabs. They don't see that what kind of napkin you get at a delicatessen is a matter of much significance in the world today. That's why they don't get linen Kinky Friedman
These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "May the God of your choice bless you."
May the God of your choice bless you. Kinky Friedman
Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'"
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the..."
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. Kinky Friedman
If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong. Kinky Friedman
We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as..."
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care."
I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you."
If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to..."
The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to the truth as possible without sinking the ship Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "Always respect your superiors, if you have any."
Always respect your superiors, if you have any. Kinky Friedman

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