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Kinky Friedman Quotes

Kinky Friedman quotes

American Musician November 1, 1944

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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker..."
Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but... Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "How hard can it be?"
How hard can it be? Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "Man's ability to delude himself is infinite."
Man's ability to delude himself is infinite. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "You gotta find what you like and let it kill you."
You gotta find what you like and let it kill you. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass."
I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed..."
When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount."
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's..."
Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is..."
William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "Never re-elect anybody"
Never re-elect anybody Kinky Friedman

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