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Plotinus quote: "The world is finite, harmonious, and good."
The world is finite, harmonious, and good. Plotinus
Although I could never get used to the constant state of anxiety in which the guilty, the great, and the tenderhearted live, I felt I was doing my best in the way of mimicry. Vladimir Nabokov
You meet me after school right here", I said."Why?" he asked. I couldn't believe he was so stupid."Because we're going to finish this fight."You're crazy," Roger said. He got to his feet and walked away. His gang stared at me like I was a serail killer, and they followed their leader. I was absolutely confused. I had followed the rules of fighting. i had behaved exactly the way I was supposed to behave. But these white boys had ignored the rules. In fact, they followed a whole other set of... Sherman Alexie
I looked over and saw this man on the extreme right aisle sort of galloping to the podium. He was tall, he was thin, and the way he was galloping it looked as though he was going someplace much more important than the podium. Betty Shabazz
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You cannot regard your own life with objective curiosity all the time... Sylvia Plath
Lenny Bruce quote: "Take away the right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away the right..."
Take away the right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away the right to say ‘fuck the government. Lenny Bruce
I would say, stay the hell away from the party scene. Anything you put in front of your goal, and especially something like that, whether it's too much gambling, too much food, too much cold beers on the weekend - anything that you put in front of the prize is going to end up getting in the way and hurting you in the end. Brad Renfro
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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. Evan Esar
Edward James Olmos quote: "Education is the vaccine for violence."
Education is the vaccine for violence. Edward James Olmos
It's a funny thing about stories. It doesn't feel like you make them up, more like you find them. You type and type and you know you haven't got it yet, because somewhere out there, there's that perfect thing -- the unexpected ending that was always going to happen. That place you've always been heading for, but never expected to go. Steven Moffat
I believe in a religion that believes in freedom. Any time I have to accept a religion that won't let me fight a battle for my people, I say to hell with that religion. Malcolm X
Zac Efron quote: "A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad..."
A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes. Zac Efron
Josh Billings quote: "The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the..."
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease. Josh Billings
And I have no doubt that every new example will succeed, as every past one has done, in showing that religion and Government will both exist in greater purity, the less they are mixed together. James Madison
Bootsy Collins quote: "We are all human and I want to relate that message to all people."
We are all human and I want to relate that message to all people. Bootsy Collins