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Lenny Bruce quotes

American Comedian October 13, 1925 – August 3, 1966

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Lenny Bruce quote: "The liberals can understand everything but people who don't..."
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. Lenny Bruce
The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is. Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce quote: "If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish"
If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish Lenny Bruce
Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish. Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce quote: "Communism is like one big phone company."
Communism is like one big phone company. Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce quote: "I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the..."
I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do. Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce quote: "Liberals can understand everything but peoplewho don't..."
Liberals can understand everything but peoplewho don't understand them. Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce quote: "If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the..."
If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone. Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce quote: "In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls."
In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls. Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce quote: "Take away the right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away the right..."
Take away the right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away the right to say ‘fuck the government. Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce quote: "If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government."
If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government. Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce quote: "I am influenced by every second of my waking hour."
I am influenced by every second of my waking hour. Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce quote: "The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a..."
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. Lenny Bruce

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