English En
  • Deutsche De
  • English En
  • Français Fr
  • Русский Ru

We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our marketing and analytics partners who may combine it with other information you've provided to them or which they've separately collected from you. You also may to see our Privacy Policy. By clicking the OK button below, you accept our cookies.

Authors:

Les Dawson Quotes

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

Les Dawson

About author

Related Authors

Topics

Quotes currently Trending

Ralph Waldo Emerson quote: "Every man is a consumer, and ought to be a producer. He is by..."
Every man is a consumer, and ought to be a producer. He is by constitution expensive, and needs to be rich. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Austin O'Malley quote: "A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood."
A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood. Austin O'Malley
He liked to make his hearers jump, now and then, and he said that our gravel pit was much the same sort of place as Gehenna. My elders thought this far-fetched, but I saw no reason why hell should not have, so to speak, visible branch establishments throughout the earth, and I have visited quite a few of them since. Robertson Davies
Stephen Ambrose quote: "Like their predecessors, the Presidents of today just throw up..."
Like their predecessors, the Presidents of today just throw up their hands. Stephen Ambrose
You're going through the horror of it, you're going through the isolation of it but you're being empowered by reminding yourself that you're connected to everybody else. Adam Arkin
Patrick Swayze quote: "Together we can make a world where cancer no longer means..."
Together we can make a world where cancer no longer means living with fear, without hope, or worse. Patrick Swayze
But struggling with these better feelings was pride,--the vice of the lowest and most debased creatures no less than of the high and self-assured. The miserable companion of thieves and ruffians, the fallen outcast of low haunts, the associate of the scourings of the jails and hulks, living within the shadow of the gallows itself,--even this degraded being felt too proud to betray a feeble gleam of the womanly feeling which she thought a weakness, but which alone conneced her with that... Charles Dickens
Marc Webb quote: "I was a Marvel guy. I started reading comics when I was a kid."
I was a Marvel guy. I started reading comics when I was a kid. Marc Webb
It gave me a strange feeling, and the rest of that night I didn’t say much, but merely sat there and drank, trying to decide if I was getting older and wiser, or just plain old. Hunter S. Thompson
Joseph Conrad quote: "Writing in English is like throwing mud at a wall."
Writing in English is like throwing mud at a wall. Joseph Conrad
Edward Abbey quote: "Saving the world is only a hobby. Most of the time I do nothing."
Saving the world is only a hobby. Most of the time I do nothing. Edward Abbey
Donella Meadows quote: "Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and..."
Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. Donella Meadows
Jane Austen quote: "Marianne was silent; it was impossible for her to say what she..."
Marianne was silent; it was impossible for her to say what she did not feel, however trivial the occasio? Jane Austen
William Shakespeare quote: "How poor are they that have not patience! What wound did ever..."
How poor are they that have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees? William Shakespeare
Andrew Wyeth quote: "It's all in how you arrange the thing... the careful balance..."
It's all in how you arrange the thing... the careful balance of the design is the motion. Andrew Wyeth