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Louis C. K. quotes

American Comedian September 2, 1967

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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you..."
I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at. Louis C. K.
When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because..."
It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my..."
I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I..."
I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I masturbate. Louis C. K.
Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance. Louis C. K.
A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around. Louis C. K.
I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?' Louis C. K.
When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides. Louis C. K.
I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored. Louis C. K.
I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in my gut that this might be too much, but you feel pressure when you're not doing something, you know? Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when..."
I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash. Louis C. K.
There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?' Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot..."
I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women. Louis C. K.

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