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Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain quotes about school

American Author, Writer November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910

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Mark Twain quote: "What a curious kind of fool a girl is. Never been licked in..."
What a curious kind of fool a girl is. Never been licked in school. What's a licking? Mark Twain
Thou shalt not commit adultry is a command which makes no distinction between the following persons. They are all required to obey it: children at birth. Children in the cradle. School children. Youths and maidens. Fresh adults. Older ones. Men and women of 40. Of 50. Of 60. Of 70. Of 80. Of 100. The command does not distribute its burden equally, and cannot. It is not hard upon the three sets of children. Mark Twain
I had been to school most all the time, and could spell, and read, and write just a little, and could say the multiplication table up to six times seven is thirty-five, and I don't reckon I could ever get any further than that if I was to live forever. I don't take no stock in mathematics, anyway. Mark Twain
Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It's like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won't fatten the dog. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Don't let schooling interfere with your education."
Don't let schooling interfere with your education. Mark Twain
Certainly. Of course. That’s part of it. And always coming to school or when we’re going home, you’re to walk with me, when there ain’t anybody looking – and you choose me and I choose you at parties, because that’s the way you do when you’re engaged. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "I've never let my school interfere with my education."
I've never let my school interfere with my education. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "i did attend the school but it never interfered my education"
i did attend the school but it never interfered my education Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "I never let school get in the way of my education!"
I never let school get in the way of my education! Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "I never let schooling interfere with my education."
I never let schooling interfere with my education. Mark Twain
Schoolboy days are no happier than the days of afterlife, but we look back upon them regretfully because we have forgotten our punishments at school and how we grieved when our marbles were lost and our kites destroyed? because we have forgotten all the sorrows and privations of the canonized ethic and remember only its orchard robberies, its wooden-sword pageants, and its fishing holidays. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice...."
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice...."
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School..."
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. Mark Twain

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