An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Mitch HedbergAbout author
- Author's profession: Comedian
- Nationality: american
- Born: February 24, 1968
- Died: March 30, 2005
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