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This freedom of political discussion on the highest level is something which Western civilization has in common with that of classical antiquity, but with no other. Christopher Dawson
The repose of sleep refreshes only the body. It rarely sets the soul at rest. The repose of the night does not belong to us. It is not the possession of our being. Sleep opens within us an inn for phantoms. In the morning we must sweep out the shadows. Gaston Bachelard
Franz Kafka quote: "Now I can look at you in peace; I don't eat you any more."
Now I can look at you in peace; I don't eat you any more. Franz Kafka
Leo McKern quote: "It is easy to believe in freedom of speech for those with whom..."
It is easy to believe in freedom of speech for those with whom we agree. Leo McKern
The main point of Christianity was this: that Nature is not our mother: Nature is our sister. We can be proud of her beauty, since we have the same father; but she has no authority over us; we have to admire, but not to imitate. This gives to the typically Christian pleasure in this earth a strange touch of lightness that is almost frivolity. Nature was a solemn mother to the worshipers of Isis and Cybele. Nature was a solemn mother to Wordsworth or to Emerson. But Nature is not solemn to... Gilbert K. Chesterton
I think there's always a call for people who are bucking the norm. But I don't expect it to happen now because I think that more than ever the entertainment industry is trying to serve as a distraction, to keep people from thinking too hard. Guy Picciotto
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I love being on stage or in front of the camera. My work brings me a lot of joy. It helps me figure out who I am. I'm really lucky that I get to make a living at acting. Dana Delany
It makes sense that whatever the topic is, it's more compelling if you can provide the audience with a range of perspectives, and you can cross disciplines. And you don't have to control what people take out of it. Bernice Johnson Reagon
Stockwell Day quote: "I am more convinced than ever that a lively two party system..."
I am more convinced than ever that a lively two party system is essential to our democracy. Stockwell Day
Steven Spielberg quote: "Well, luckily with animation, fantasy is your friend."
Well, luckily with animation, fantasy is your friend. Steven Spielberg
Thomas Pynchon quote: "And when Franz Ferdinand pays, everybody pays!"
And when Franz Ferdinand pays, everybody pays! Thomas Pynchon
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Rick Yune quote: "History will tell where I stand in the ranks of Bond villains,..."
History will tell where I stand in the ranks of Bond villains, I have no control over that. Rick Yune
Darrell Hammond quote: "I belong to the Democratic Party."
I belong to the Democratic Party. Darrell Hammond