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P. G. Wodehouse quotes

English Writer, Playwright October 15, 1881 – February 14, 1975

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P. G. Wodehouse quote: "She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had..."
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when." P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "Liz," said Mr. Cootes, lost in admiration, "when it comes to..."
Liz," said Mr. Cootes, lost in admiration, "when it comes to doping out a scheme, you're the snake's eyebrows! P. G. Wodehouse
The first thing to do,' said Psmith, 'is to ascertain that such a place as Clapham Common really exists. One has heard of it, of course, but has its existence ever been proved? I think not. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away."
An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "You can't be too careful how you stir up a policeman."
You can't be too careful how you stir up a policeman. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "Warm-hearted! I should think he has to wear asbestos vests!"
Warm-hearted! I should think he has to wear asbestos vests! P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers..."
There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'" "The mood will pass, sir. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "Well, there it is. That's Jeeves. Where others merely smite..."
Well, there it is. That's Jeeves. Where others merely smite the brow and clutch the hair, he acts. Napoleon was the same. P. G. Wodehouse
Every author really wants to have letters printed in the paper. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels. P. G. Wodehouse
He looked haggard and careworn, like a Borgia who has suddenly remembered that he has forgotten to shove cyanide in the consomm, and the dinner-gong due any moment. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going..."
She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "Employers are like horses? they require management."
Employers are like horses? they require management. P. G. Wodehouse
I suppose he must have taken about a nine or something in hats. Shows what a rotten thing it is to let your brain develop too much. P. G. Wodehouse
You agreee with me that the situation is a lulu? Certainly, a somewhat sharp crisis in your affairs would appear to have been precipitated, Sir. P. G. Wodehouse
I can detach myself from the world. If there is a better world to detach oneself from than the one functioning at the moment I have yet to hear of it. P. G. Wodehouse

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