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P. G. Wodehouse quotes

English Writer, Playwright October 15, 1881 – February 14, 1975

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P. G. Wodehouse quote: "Hell, it is well known, has no fury like a woman who wants her..."
Hell, it is well known, has no fury like a woman who wants her tea and can't get it. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when..."
He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left..."
Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "He was more like something out of Dickens than anything human."
He was more like something out of Dickens than anything human. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "I never want to see anyone, and I never want to go anywhere or..."
I never want to see anyone, and I never want to go anywhere or do anything. I just want to write. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know..."
I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "The unpleasant, acrid smell of burnt poetry."
The unpleasant, acrid smell of burnt poetry. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "He is England's premier fiend in human shape."
He is England's premier fiend in human shape. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick,..."
In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the..."
Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a..."
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you..."
It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak and then decide not to say it after all. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to..."
If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through."
Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through. P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "He looked like a vulture dissatisfied with its breakfast corpse."
He looked like a vulture dissatisfied with its breakfast corpse. P. G. Wodehouse

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