My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.
Paul O'GradyAbout author
- Author's profession: Comedian
- Nationality: english
- Born: June 14, 1955
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