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Paul Reiser quote: "They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be..."

They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be everything to them.

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Western society has accepted as unquestionable a technological imperative that is quite as arbitrary as the most primitive taboo: not merely the duty to foster invention and constantly to create technological novelties, but equally the duty to surrender to these novelties unconditionally, just because they are offered, without respect to their human consequences. Lewis Mumford
Annie Dillard quote: "I cannot cause light; the most I can do is try to put myself..."
I cannot cause light; the most I can do is try to put myself in the path of its beam. Annie Dillard
the fact that different cultures have different practices no more refutes [moral] objectivism than the fact that water flows in different directions in different places refutes the law of gravity David Hume
His own life suddenly seemed repellently formal. Whom did he know or what did he know and whom did he love? Sitting on the stump under the burden of his father's death and even the mortality inherent in the dying, wildly colored canopy of leaves, he somehow understood that life was only what one did every day.... Nothing was like anything else, including himself, and everything was changing all of the time. He knew he couldn't perceive the change because he was changing too, along with... Jim Harrison
Paracelsus quote: "Be not another, if you can be yourself."
Be not another, if you can be yourself. Paracelsus
When they shall paint our sockets gray. And light us like a stinking fuse, Remember that we once could say, Yesterday we had a world to lose. Stanley Kunitz
Miracles, or those extraordinary manifestations of the power of god, are not for the unbeliever; they are to console the Saints, and to strengthen and confirm the faith of those who love, fear, and serve God. Brigham Young
Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.. Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Truman Capote was a pop figure, but it wasn't until he went on David Susskind's show and had that extraordinary voice and manner that everyone could imitate, that he really took off as a figure. James Wolcott
Maria Menounos quote: "Integrity is integrity. I don't push it to the side because..."
Integrity is integrity. I don't push it to the side because I'm talking to Julia Roberts. Maria Menounos
Emily VanCamp quote: "I'm exhausted almost all the time."
I'm exhausted almost all the time. Emily VanCamp
It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me. Anthony Burgess
You know, I was a huge fan of comedy and movies and TV growing up, and I was able to memorize and mimic a lot of things, not realizing that that meant I probably wanted to be an actor. Hank Azaria
There's always going to be comparisons, and that's unavoidable. There are people out there who feel I hit my peak with Magician and have gone downhill since. Raymond E. Feist
Linda Lavin quote: "Talking about auditions, you never know what anyone else is..."
Talking about auditions, you never know what anyone else is thinking. Linda Lavin