Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who's wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn't get the zipper closed.
Peter ScottAbout author
- Author's profession: Artist
- Nationality: english
- Born: September 14, 1909
- Died: August 29, 1989
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